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	Looks like a warm front is headed for Pittsburgh...

sdmers

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This is a man who enjoys his work

After Tuesday's broadcast the station was flooded with calls for dates with Walter the weather man.

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	She's not wearing a seat belt... I'm sure you didn't notice that....

Vroomtastic

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Who needs airbags....

What we need right now is a bumpy road

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	Not now, kid!

sdmers

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Mmmm, tasty leaves. Don't mind if I do!

Can't you see I am busy here?

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	You liar. That is not a leech!

sdmers

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Well, cold water does that to it. I can't help it.

Yes, these shorts are two sizes too big and ... hey, wait a minute....

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	Be sure to open the door gently and enter slowly....

deldem

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Am I supposed to follow the directions on the sign or did I already get my family planning advice?

That is what I have been telling my wife for YEARS!

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	And at 6 o'clock we will be repeating the weather as none of you were paying attention to what she was saying.

squirm

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The forecast for Mexico is HOT!!!

I heard the view from Acapulco is breathtaking. Now I believe it.

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	Now we know what caused Humpty to fall off of the wall....

sdmers

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All the King's horses and all the king's men took turns blowing Humpty because of that stupidly awesome face he made every time.

Humpty Dumpy sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. ...and apparently his Summer wasn't that bad either... since he was gay.

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	Local unattractive woman stages unsuccessful protest

deldem

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A one-woman protest against the objectification of women ended badly Tuesday when the sense of humor of 3 Hooter's waitresses caused Beth Johnson of Charleston to go ape sh*t

What? We are supposed to respect them for their minds???

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	It's pronounced Okla-Homa. There is a pause between the A and the H.

sdmers

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Good to see daddy's money is going to a good education

Oklaho...ly crap!

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	Gawd! How Sandra loved that tree!

sdmers

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She never quite understood that a love of nature did not actually involve copulating with it.

Soon Sandra's boyfriend caught on. All the trips to the park; The bark in the hair; The fertilizer purchases. All the signs were there to see.

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