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Does this smell like poop to you?

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So that would be "no comment" then?

 

This reporter loses credibility for wearing a Mickey Mouse watch and for terrible aim

 


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Just one more place to check, Sir, and I will have you on your way

sdmers

 

 

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We have something lodged in here. Maybe if I wiggle it a little bit it will come loose.

 

My body belongs to me and I don't like what you are doing!!!

 

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Tragically, the photographer did not know that Isaac was known in the squad as "itchy-finger" Ike....

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Jay aimed his camera. Bill aimed his gun. Uh oh. Mexican stand-off.

 


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Sure Ahmed loved his religion. But, darn it, he could not shake that great summer in New York as a kid

sdmers

 

 

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...but I f&%$%&#g HATE New Jersey!!!

 

You from New Jersey? No, then you can go. You sure you not from New Jersey? 'cause if so, I kill you. No? Okay, you go then.

 


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Local unattractive woman stages unsuccessful protest

deldem

 

 

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A one-woman protest against the objectification of women ended badly Tuesday when the sense of humor of 3 Hooter's waitresses caused Beth Johnson of Charleston to go ape sh*t

 

What? We are supposed to respect them for their minds???

 

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Rick Garrett's report on the 6pm news was interrupted because of Rick Garrett's 5:15pm choice of a parking spot

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Rory had had ENOUGH of that piece of cr*p, Ford Taurus. He parked it and walked away

 


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The hostage crisis ended tragically when a single bullet took out 42 of the responding officers

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The Japanese special police unit cursed the fact that all cars in the country are tiny, fuel-efficient models. "Where the hell is an Expedition when you need one"

 

Guy's when I said "take cover " I didn't mean right here!~!!!!!!

 


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Looks like the royal wedding went well....

marky

 

 

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Its good to be the king, or almost

 

Sorry that I did not tell you about ALL of the princesses duties earlier

 

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Karl's was unaware that the helmet laws in Toledo were so strict

sdmers

 

 

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Perhaps the police did not WANT the superheroes assistance with the hostage situation.

 

And as quickly as he entered, he exited....

 


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Stu's allergies to Kevlar finally impacted his life

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Stu slept in on Saturdays. And that is why he did not have time to go by the station before heading for the bank robbery

 


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