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Why don't you relax while my penis cooks you a burger on the grill.

mgcrealm

 

 

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Darn thieving penis is stealing my burgers

 

Sometimes Bill's deformity came in handy

 

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Both Sandy and her grandma were shocked, SHOCKED, that Andrew would say such a thing!

showme

 

 

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Your mother looks WAAAAAY older than you do

 


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Awwww. He REALLY misses Jim Hensen.

mgcrealm

 

 

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Though their relationship had ended years earlier, Kermit remained traumatized by the experience of dating Miss Piggy and it manifested itself in many, many ways

 

Puppet porn

 


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And in sad news...both Starbucks inc and the Susan G. Kohman Foundation took a tough hit this morning.

littlerunaway

 

 

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Man, that was a strong coffee!!!

 

Susie was a handsome fellow

 

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I hate it when Aquaman takes my parking spot

sdmers

 

 

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I can't stand when people empty their ashtrays outside of their car regardless of what is in them

 

I said you were spineless!

 

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Spotted Dick... which, hopefully, is a kind of fish

sdmers

 

 

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Heinz should have stuck to ketchup

 

Safeway marked their slow sellers down nearly 80%. This was one of those items.

 

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The moment before all hell breaks loose on the cruise ship

sdmers

 

 

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Senor, ¿te importa si me pellizco el pecho mujer

 

Nipple pinch

 


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Soon after, all of Little Johnny's action figures were taken away

sdmers

 

 

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Big game hunting, Mattel-style.

 

Soon, squirrels stopped raiding the Thompson's garbage cans entirely

 


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Because he does not have a girlfriend telling him not to do it. That's why.

marky

 

 

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Garth won the coin flip fair and square and, therefore, got to be the front of the centaur

 

Everybody knows that you never let a centaur drink after midnight... or wait a minute, is that rule for a centaur or a gremlin?

 

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I hope he put some lube on that

Vroomtastic

 

 

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Tragedy ensued as Jonathon was killed when the plane flew into his rectum

 

No matter what Bill did, he could not get that stubborn dingleberry to fall off

 


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