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Why don't you relax while my penis cooks you a burger on the grill.

mgcrealm

 

 

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Darn thieving penis is stealing my burgers

 

Sometimes Bill's deformity came in handy

 

...and more.

 


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Who the hell designed this ride?

Vroomtastic

 

 

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...and to top it off, the duck's not wearing any pants

 

This is why Daisy Duck left him for Goofy. He could not keep his eyes off the children.

 


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Inhibitions? No, I have none. Why do you ask?

sdmers

 

 

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That urinary tract infection caused him to go at the most inopportune times

 

"Honey check it out, I am ready for the July 4th Fireman's Regatta!"

 

...and more.

 


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‎1/2 price on ladies wear at Goodwill!

Vroomtastic

 

 

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When Bill's wife would go out of town, he would sometimes attend her yoga class in her place

 

He still was denied use of the women's locker rooms at the gym despite his best efforts.

 


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Both Sandy and her grandma were shocked, SHOCKED, that Andrew would say such a thing!

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Your mother looks WAAAAAY older than you do

 


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They actually had a lot in common. For example, they both liked soup.

sdmers

 

 

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Defining the word Sugar Daddy

 


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I agree george, the rainbow roll does look better on the shaved asian girl. But hey who's hungry!!

marky

 

 

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Well, I'll be darned. I NEVER thought he would get her engagement ring around it....

 

...and then Steve surprised everyone by backing up his boast about being able to keep 10 donuts off the table without using his hands or feet....

 

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Looks like a warm front is headed for Pittsburgh...

sdmers

 

 

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This is a man who enjoys his work

 

After Tuesday's broadcast the station was flooded with calls for dates with Walter the weather man.

 

...and more.

 


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Awwww. He REALLY misses Jim Hensen.

mgcrealm

 

 

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Though their relationship had ended years earlier, Kermit remained traumatized by the experience of dating Miss Piggy and it manifested itself in many, many ways

 

Puppet porn

 


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And in sad news...both Starbucks inc and the Susan G. Kohman Foundation took a tough hit this morning.

littlerunaway

 

 

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Man, that was a strong coffee!!!

 

Susie was a handsome fellow

 

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