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High Schooler's Life Already in Decline (Q1, 2010)

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Jabberjaw Elected Leader of Hamas (December 2006)

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Kerry Tells Joke - 7 People Injured (November 2006)

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Local Men Lobby for Stretch Limits on Spandex (October 2006)
(...also includes 'Create Your Own eMeanie')

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Nuclear Warhead Mounted on 5 Blade Razor (September 2006)

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19th Century Robber Baron Debates Corn-row Haired Hippie Freak (August 2006)
(...also includes embeddable eMeanie instructions)

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Ferel Ted Kennedy Escapes Handlers, Ravages Boston (July 2006)
(...also includes the Women's Dating Application)

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Man Losing Badly in the "I Am Sorry" Game (June 2006)

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Katie Holmes Becomes a Climatologist (May 2006)
(...also includes the Stress Test prank)

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Asian NASCAR race called after 48 hours (April 2006)

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Bush says Iraq war going well according to Leprecauns (March 2006)

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Terrell Owens Signs 3 Month Contract (Feb 2006)

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Oracle to Buy Sesame Street (Jan 2006)

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Jesus Saves... But Lemieux Scores On The Rebound! (Dec 2005)

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New York City 'Mostly' Giant Ape Free (Nov 2005)

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Bush Vacations in New Orleans (Oct 2005)

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Senate Minority Leader is a White Guy! (Sep 2005)

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NCAA Bans University of Detroit (Aug 2005)

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Kim Jong Il is the Bomb! (Jul 2005)

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Commandments XI-XV Found! (Jun 2005)

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D&D Session Ends Poorly for Host (May 2005)

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Psychic Dies Unexpectedly (Apr 2005)

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1st Grader's Drawing "Not That Good" (Mar 2005)

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Bush Accepted To Padawan School (Feb 2005)

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Atkins Diet Just Getting Ridiculous (Jan 2005)

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Hero: I am Great! (Dec 2004)

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Yale Alums Lose Debate to 6th Grade Class (Nov 2004)

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Husband is 93% Honest with Wife (Oct 2004)